" speech impediment "

 [ "speech impediment" ]

1: An Italian with no hands.

  * e.g.,  ... My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him. 

 [ "Speech Impediment" ]

1: A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS? 

 [ "Italian Speech Impediment" ]

1: A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms! 

 [ "Goldenberger's Speech Impediment" ]

1: Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"

  * e.g.,  ... (e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN. 

 [ "Goldenberger's Speech Impediment" ]

2: (Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

 [ "Sergeant Speech Impediment" ]

1: Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger # Not to be confused with a bellend.

  * e.g.,  ... Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)